Funny jokes about dating a black guy

Often, when a guy is younger, he will constitute the most attractive girl in the room to be the unicorn.

When a young guy sees a girl that beautiful, he becomes infatuated by her, and sees her as the greatest thing he’s ever seen, even without hearing her speak as much as one word.

I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you." "No problem," the tired Marine assured him.

"I'll take it." The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

The girls on the other side, though, the ones cracking the jokes, are the real unicorns.

I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them."18.

Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks!

" The man looks up and says, "Apprently my wife does."By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "Or just a bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. " "Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Marine. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."Mr. Rabbit live in the same forest, but they don't like each other.

But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. One day, they come across a golden frog who offers them three wishes each. Bear wishes that all the other bears in the forest were female.

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