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The man eventually realizes he can’t escape and finally pulls over.

” She leaned over the counter and said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.” A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph.

” The man says, “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.” A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana.

As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.

” Student: “A drinking problem.” I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the shed.

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