Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. You spend the first 2 years of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk.
Now, after just two years we've got it up to 50k.
A perfect time too, as oneliners is about two months away from it's 10 year aniversary as a subreddit.
🎉🎉Oneliners is just an awesome sub IMO, and you guys just help it be the best it can be.
From 'you had me at hello' to 'Cinderf***in'rella', Hollywood has delighted us over the years with cheesy "romantic" one-liners – both awful and excellent in equal measure – which we've rounded up here to get you in the mood for Valentine's Day.
Single or taken, don't pretend you don't like any of these ...