Dance moms brooke and brandon dating
” Under the heading of “I watched it so you don’t have to,” let’s recount some of the “highlights” of shrieking harpy Abby Lee Miller dragging her emotionally tormented dance troupe and their mothers/jailers to Orlando, Fla., to compete in a “Star Power” competition.
• While choreographing a group number which envisioned the tiny dancers as sexy swimsuit models, Abby decides she needs a male presence to heighten the drama. ” she screeches at the kids, lamenting that witnessing their “chemistry” is like “waiting for paste to get sticky.” (Eww.) • Abby decides the only way to remedy the lack of sexual tension is to send Brooke and Brandon on a date.
Rather, Nia takes home a first-place trophy for her age group, so it was all worth it!
Buckle your seatbelts, girls, in the next few weeks, you’re headed to Las Vegas, Los Angeles, and Tahoe!
My husband looks up from his comic book, aghast: “They shouldn’t look like women, for f–k’s sake! Thankfully, the team is not rewarded with a trophy for a routine that flirts with the outer edges of child pornography. • Luckily, Abby’s unbeaten champion, 8-year-old Maddie, takes home the crown in the pageant portion of the competition. • Our final bit of drama comes when Holly — who last week expressed concern that her African-American daughter Nia’s “ethnic” dance involved an afro wig, a tight leopard pantsuit, and a song called “My Name Is Laqueefa” (possibly by contestant Shangela) — has another run-in with Abby over the demoralizing language she uses during training for a Bollywood solo.However, they believe that the agent’s visit is just a hoax to have Maddie get hired.Abby tells the moms that they will also be performing onstage and appoints Cathy as the choreographer.Holly, who I am pretty sure identifies herself as a school principal (hopefully a school for dolls or other inanimate objects), keeps pointing out the “vicious,” “really mean” treatment that Nia silently accepts, but at no point considers removing her daughter from Abby’s talons or the glare of Lifetime’s cameras.Finally, realizing she’s subjected her daughter to a horrific situation, Holly breaks down in tears. ” Nia asks, comforting her mother, not the other way around. No, Holly doesn’t withdraw Nia from the competition and from altogether.